While ignoring the rampant greediness and excessive consumerism that surrounds this now highly over-commercialized religious holiday (I saw a truck with a bumper sticker a few weeks ago that read: “Jesus is the reason for the season” and while I know that it’s a serious thing, I definitely snickered a little), I’m going to list a few things that I’d like for Christmas, but are indefinitely unattainable.
You know how money can’t buy happiness? Well, it certainly can’t buy these things either.
1. The ability to pull off a haircut like Ginnifer Goodwin in Once Upon a Time
2. A highly successful blog that I can turn into a book someday so it only takes me 5 years (tops) to pay back my student loans
3. A job that’s all, “Sure! I’ll give you awesome health insurance and a salary, no problem!”
4. For leering 40-year-old men to not tap my ass when I go to the club